I could have had an iPhone, but an argument is an argument - I only have a creampie

Honey, I have so much beautiful lingerie, do you want to cum on me?

I cum in a teacher for an exam - but for a red diploma, who do I put it in?

Doesn't get bored on dick, but lots and lots of bright cums 🤩 She is the perfect wife

Change! I've already taught you everything, now lick me!

Licked and stuck a finger in my ass, I fucked myself to orgasm ⚡️ Eat to creampie

Wow, you can go to hell for an iPhone! (and I was about to, go ahead and change.)

It was embarrassing — my sister spotted me jerking off and wanted to help

My ass hurts, and my sperm is leaking, and I have to go to school

Neighbor, don't grumble, look at my tits and get behind me

I'll be late for work, so what — a guy's big dick in the first place

My sister's not getting laid, so I threw a stick at her 😅

Fuck you, boss, you got it! (What did you think, everyone gets a bonus?)

Forget about his girlfriend! I won't let go until you fuck me

Are you sure this is an interview? Cause I've been fucked and sperm-filled

I saw her ass and I was like, how could I not have fucked her before?

Here's what call center operators do while talking to customers

Yeah, I fucked a waitress and a girl, both in a public restroom

Rolled me up, fucked me and cums on my face - but he did it with love

One step from fisting to anal! Now that was hardcore! 😱

Called an expensive escort and fucked her without a rubber band on the windowsill

Here's what I do every morning to keep my girlfriend girls from looking at guys

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

She got down on her knees and asked me to fuck her 😳 Why did I bother?